Tag Archive for technology

Where To Find The Cheapest Com Domain

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Here is a riddle: What web item has more claimants to a certain title than Spartacus, but is harder to find than Waldo? The answer: The Cheapest Com Domain!Just as the defeated Roman slaves all claimed to be their leader, Spartacus, virtually every domain registrar and reseller on the Internet will claim to have The…

LOOKING FOR DOMAIN SX?

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Are you looking for SX in all the wrong places? Can’t afford Sex-Dot-Com…or Sex-Dot-Anything for that matter? Well there is new hope for those of us who wish to retire early on our earnings as Internet porn purveyors. No need now to pay ten million plus for a Dot Com that signals salaciousness like Porn-Dot-Com.…

Bill Nye Stands Up for Science While Some Redneck Unknowingly Proves Our Link to Apes

Are you people f*#king kidding me?!

On Thursday, August 30th, 2012, Beloved smarty pants Bill Nye the Science Guy released a video on Bigthink.com titled “Creationism is Not Appropriate for Children” in which he urged the grown-ups of the world to refrain from teaching their children the myth of creationism as an alternative to science. He said, “I say to the grownups,…

Where were you when the fun stopped?

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Fall is in the air here in Minnesota—it has been for the last week or so. I know better than to assume that the raging heat of summer is over—we won’t see the last of that until September has come and gone—but at the moment, it’s 58 degrees outside and there’s a pleasant breeze. It’s…

Librarians or Keepers of the Kindle

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For many of us the public library lost its soul long before the coming of the Kindle. Libraries became multi-media, three-ring circuses: audio-visual tapes in one ring, computer centers in another, and books in the gradually-shrinking third. They had little choice, of course, as the disbursers of the public purse demanded entertainment for the masses.…

Night of the Living Dead Celeb

  I can’t take it anymore. This bullshit marketing scheme for soul-less, money-grubbing, corporate media sluts that for some reason thinks that it’s a brilliant, and dare I speculate, moral, idea to charge people admission prices to see performances by deceased celebrities via hologram is pushing me over the edge of no return. We’re all…

The Ipad Fragile? Don’t You Believe IT

It isn’t my job here at the Secret Lab to tout products. But all the online nonsense about the Fragile Ipad got to me and I had to tell my story… This afternoon my five-year-old grandson ran past me with my first Ipad in hand. The Targus case was open and flopping in the breeze.…

Want To Run For Office? Secure Your Domain Name First!

Ready to run for public office?  If you haven’t registered your campaign domain name yet you might want to get that done first.  Even more important, have you registered your full-name domain yet?  That’s “yourfullname.com!”   ”JohnJones.com” or “AlbertSmith.Com,”  for example.  A politician’s name is his brand name and if you don’t have that brand name…

Be Careful Who You Butt Dial

Have you ever called someone on accident from your cell phone and not realized it?  Of course you have, who hasn’t?  According to the Urban Dictionary the term butt dial is “to phone a friend accidentally using ones buttocks. Usually this is a result of sitting on the phone” (Urban, 2012).  I don’t know how…

CHEAP MIKE TOURS LONDON ENGLAND

Friday, March 30, 2012 Cheap Mike Tours London, England! Pay-per-click hasn’t been working that well lately for Cheap Mike. Since Mike always tries to do his best by the economy and spend money, he turned to look for a new advertising source. His good friend AN-G, the Vietnamese entrepreneur, suggested using Fiverr.com For those of…

Writing A Book? Don’t Forget Your Website!

Writing A Book? Don’t Forget Your Website! Writing a book or thinking about writing one? Already have one published or online? Then think seriously about getting yourself a domain name and a website. There is no better way of bringing your name and your book some great cheap publicity. The big guys are doing it.…

The Kindle Improves On War and Peace!

The Kindle Improves On War and Peace! Makes it easier and more fun to read.  I bought the book shown in the image above forty years ago.  It weights almost three pounds.  That’s a light-weight as paper copies of War and Peace go; five or six pounds would be more like it.  I was a…

Domain Co: The Once And Future Domain King?

Centuries before Wellington and Churchill, Great Britain was saved from the barbarians by King Arthur.  Legend has it that when England is once again in desperate trouble, King Arthur will return.  His tombstone is said to read, “Here lies Arthur, formerly king, and king to be.”  Twentieth Century author T.H. White modernized the quote in…

An SEO Myth: The Dot-Com Advantage!

SEO, for those of you who might care but don’t know, is the acronym for “Search Engine Optimization.”  SEO matters because it can mean the difference between a website appearing on page one of a search engine results page (like Google, Yahoo, etc.), or page 500. Since most searchers quit looking for sites after page three,…

Read eBooks, meet chicks!

Hey Guys, Want To Meet New Chicks? Forget The Macho Stuff! Carry an Ereader! An attractive young woman actually initiated a conversation with me today at our local Dunn Bros. coffee shop!  She was a college student, I think, studying for a test.  If this happens to you all the time, then you’re probably young.…

Domain IT–A Domain Hacker Delight

Fear not, gentle reader, you are not about to enter into the dark, criminal world of the “hacker!”  Using the knowledge you accrue here will not bring Interpol or the FBI to your door. “Domain hacks” are neither illegal nor immoral; they are, in fact, creative, clever, and well-received by most netizens–excluding, of course, those…

VPN, The Great Wall, And The More Things Change….

“…The more they stay the same.” Or so says the French Proverb (“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose”). Don’t laugh; it’s all true: “history would be more interesting if it were not so repetitious.” (I have no idea where that last quotation comes from, but I love it!) Watching the interaction—or lack thereof—between…

Imagine

Time has announced that their Person of the Year for 2011 is “The Protester.” It’s nice to know that at least one mainstream publication sees the relevance of the Occupy Wall Street movement and the uprisings in other countries that preceded it. A global revolution is underway, gaining momentum as more and more people realize…

Happy Father’s Day

First of all, I would like to say Happy Father’s Day to all of the hard-working men out there who are raising families; God knows that it isn’t easy, but it certainly has its rewards. So far today, I have done nothing, which suits me just fine. I didn’t shave; I didn’t shower; and I’m…