Gut-wrenching fear struck me as I looked at the name that popped up on my phone, Deanna Deanna. The name was supposed to only say Deanna, but apparently I had a brain fart the day I entered my Aunt Deanna’s…
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Nothing Like Brotherly & Sisterly Love
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 0 Comments
Traveling with my children when they were younger was never an enjoyable experience. Amber is two and one half years older than Ryan, so they never really got along until just a few years ago. Needless to say, there have…
It’s Always the Snobby Ones That Make You Think
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 2 Comments
Family, what really makes a family? If you look at the traditional definition, it would consist of parents and children, otherwise known as a nuclear family. Parents and children, is that what really all that makes kin? The reason I…
It’s A Rat’s Life
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 2 Comments
I did something the other day that completely pissed off my husband, I bought a rat. An adorable rat that I named Henri, who was doomed to become snake food. I can blame this on my addiction to garage saling…
Spare the Rod — Use the Paddle
by Patti Lynn Henry • • 2 Comments
The Internet is abuzz today with headlines proclaiming that “Spanking Boosts Odds of Mental Illness.” I tried to poke around and find the source of all the new research, but all I’ve gathered from the multiple news sources I’ve checked…
What a Senseless Waste
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 0 Comments
As I sat in the waiting room waiting for my husband to have a cat scan done for his Crohn’s disease, I watched a middle-aged couple walk into the room. The man walked ahead of the woman who was at…
Get Ready For Destruction and Mayhem
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 0 Comments
Grandbaby Harper spent the evening with us today and I watched happily as she took those amazing first tries at crawling. One hand after another while moving her little legs she gave me an evil, little grin that said “Get…
Ma Famille Menagerie, or, A Pussy in the House
by Patti Lynn Henry • • 2 Comments
My childhood was dotted with animals, both domestic and exotic. Sure, we had the typical lap dogs and farm cats, and the random chicken, horse, and goat. We bred and sold dozens of species of waterfowl from around the world;…
The ending from ‘The Idiots of Eden–Leaving Babylon’
by Mark A. Garcia • • 0 Comments
This was written back in 2008 when CEO Mr. Bush and his criminal cohorts were still in but soon to be leaving (not empty handed but still without hearts) their corporate offices. We (my wife, teenage daughter Riva, two dogs…
Who Knew Mother’s Day Could Be So Wonderful?
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 0 Comments
Standing in the bathroom of a local Mexican joint, I watched my daughter pee on a pregnancy stick. This wasn’t the first time she has had a scare, so I wasn’t too worried. Besides, we were having margaritas with friends,…
Make That Extra Call, It Might Be The Last
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 0 Comments
Saying goodbye to my Dad while he was lying on a cold, hard slab was one of the most difficult things that I have ever done. He had only been gone for a couple of hours, but the coldness had…
Life, Babies, and Stripper Poles
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 0 Comments
The past few months have been a whirlwind of change for our family with the death of my Father-in-Law and the birth our our first Grandbaby, Harper Ann. Life and death can have such emotion that it is exasperating. So…
What makes a Feminist?
by Michele Peterson-Rufener • • 0 Comments
A recent short paper for my sociology class concerned whether or not we, the students, considered ourselves to be feminists. This was a question that caused me to think, possibly just a little too hard. What exactly is a feminist? …
Knitting in 2012
by John T. Schmitz • • 2 Comments
It’s 4:30 on Saturday afternoon and I’ve just now sat down at this machine to crank out some wisdom. I was awake until five o’clock in the morning, back up at ten, spent four hours cleaning the house, took a…
Pauly Shore For President?!
by John T. Schmitz • • 2 Comments
I don’t normally bother to write my column on the weekends—I don’t get much writing done at all—but I have a few spare minutes this evening while my wife and daughter shop for school supplies and a hot chicken dinner.…
FAIL in Iowa … or … Sweet Dreams, Tim
by John T. Schmitz • • 0 Comments
What a weekend; it may have been the first really good weekend that I’ve had this whole miserable summer, which mercifully is drawing to a close. It’s raining outside, my Internet connection is spotty at best, but I have my…
Free 25% Sample of BREAKFAST & BULLETS IN BED
by John T. Schmitz • • 8 Comments
I’ve been on vacation since yesterday (Jesus, that sounds weird) afternoon at two o’clock … and it’s shaping up just fine, so far. It’s 1:30 a.m. on Sunday morning (Saturday night) and I’m just as drunk as a monkey, working…


