Facing a surprisingly tough re-election campaign, White House insiders have hinted at an October Surprise that may truly be out of this world.
If nearly 90 percent employment, the ordering of the murder of Osama Bin Laden, and his amazing ability to orate won’t convince the people to keep Obama in office, they say this will.
“Let’s just say this is an incredible announcement that is worthy of the greatness that is Barack Hussein Obama” said an insider who wished to remain anonymous.
The announcement? That aliens not only crashed at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947, but have started to visit us again beginning in 2009.
“Sure, Romney can claim he has some sort of international experience with his trip to Europe, but how many presidents can claim to have interplanetary experience?” the insider mused.
But that is not all. According to the source, the aliens had originally come with a mind on conquest, but after meeting with our transformative president they were so impressed that they vowed to not invade the planet as long as Obama is President of the United States.
“Really, it’s a win-win for the American people.” gushed the source. “They get all the benefits of this amazing Obama Presidency, with the side benefit of avoiding annihilation.”
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