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More on Ronald Poppo and the “Miami Zombie”

June 2, 2012
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I quit Netflix yesterday, having realized that I was spending an extraordinary amount of time watching nothing useful at all. I mean, complete shit. I’m not even sure how many prison shows I’ve seen, or documentaries on gangs like the Bloods and the Crips. For hours, I’d sit here like a slack-jawed idiot, learning the intricacies of gang culture.

Fuck gangs. I’ve never understood why a bunch of people who all dress the same, listen to the same music, and like the same things (whether it be motorcycles or bitches and blunts), don’t just hang out and form one giant group. Wouldn’t it be more profitable? They’re like a bunch of fucking kids playing Cowboys & Indians, because playing just Cowboys isn’t any fun. What good is being in a gang if you don’t have anyone to shoot at?

What? Jesus God. Another lead—completely blown. Perhaps it’s because there really isn’t much happening in the news today. After all, yesterday was Friday, the sun was out, and I think everyone just kind of took the day off and started their weekend early. Lord knows I couldn’t wait to get home and start drinking.

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Ronald Poppo and the "Miami Zombie"

I did a little more research on that whole “Miami Zombie” story. It turns out that the assailant was naked at the time of the attack, which jibes with my theory that he was high on PCP. Some folks have mentioned bath salts (mephedrone), but I’m sticking with PCP. And just for the natural old randy hell of it, I’m going to include a couple of rather graphic photos of the aftermath of the attack in this column. As far as the mephedrone goes, I’m going to order some from Vietnam and I’ll report on its effects at a later date … and if I don’t, just check the headlines for my name.

We haven’t heard anything from Donald Trump lately—and while I’m hesitant to even mention the dumb bastard for fear of lending him some sort of credibility, I simply can’t resist. The overblown businessman has been making a mockery of our political process since last year, and he isn’t about to stop anytime soon. He’s been tagging along with Mitt Romney and tooting his own horn; he claims that he’s drummed up so much positive press for the candidate that it has caused his poll numbers to rise “very substantially.”

Ronald Poppo

Ronald Poppo—what's left of him.

Huh. Speaking at the North Carolina GOP Convention, Trump spent most of the time questioning where President Obama was born—an issue that was never an issue at all. Not satisfied with birth certificates—or the fact that the man is the goddamned president—Trump is now calling for Obama to release his college records. “There is one line called place of birth, I’d like to see what he said. Perhaps it’s going to say Hawaii, perhaps it’s going to say Kenya.”

And perhaps, Mr. Trump, you’re a fucking clown who should keep it up because like Sarah Palin four years ago, you’re going to cost the Republicans the election.

And speaking of the election, Republicans—the ones who matter, anyway—have been quietly shifting their bigoted, backwards, bullshit rhetoric on social issues to the back burner; instead, they’ve been stepping up their game when it comes to the economy and jobs—the only two things that most people give a shit about these days. Still, it isn’t helping since their solution is to cut taxes for the rich, de-regulate everything, and shift the burden further onto the backs of the poor and middle class.

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In local news, Target is selling T-shirts to raise money for a group that is working to defeat a proposed ban on same-sex marriage here in Minnesota. The fate of the amendment to the state’s constitution will be decided by voters in November.

“Target is attacking traditional marriage, which is an incredibly misguided thing for them to have done,” said Chuck Darrell, spokesman for Minnesota for Marriage, a group campaigning to pass the constitutional marriage amendment. “It’s an insult to the overwhelming majority of their customers.”

Target doesn’t see it that way. “Target is pleased to be able to bring our guests products they want while, in turn, helping support the LGBT community through the donation of 100 percent of the purchase price to the Family Equality Council,” the company said in a statement noting its long-standing support of the gay community.

And you know what? Narrow-minded little weasels like Chuck Darrell ought to mind their own fucking business and go fly a kite if they don’t want to see homosexuals enjoy the same rights as they do. Let gays get married already—they deserve to be miserable like the rest of us.

Finally, in financial news, the stock market crashed yesterday. Big surprise.

Welcome to the weekend.

Here’s your wisdom:

John T. Schmitz

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John T. Schmitz is the editor & publisher of Secret Laboratory; he is the founder of Maple Hills Press and has also freelanced as a writer and photographer, contributing to various local and international publications. Mr. Schmitz lives in Minnesota with his wife, Megan, and their two children; he is the author of five books.

Email Mr. Schmitz at editor@secretlaboratory.org.

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10 Responses to More on Ronald Poppo and the “Miami Zombie”

  1. Patti Henry on June 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    I thought that Target at one time was against same sex marriage… are they following JCP’s lead after the whole Ellen fiasco by now changing their deep, moral standards to fit that of the general shopping public? Great story. Horrible photos. ;)

    • John T. Schmitz on June 2, 2012 at 3:55 pm

      Target has always supported gay rights; however, two years ago they gave $150,000 to Tom Emmer’s campaign, who was running for governor of Minnesota against Mark Dayton. Emmer is a conservative Republican, and I’m sure you can guess what his viewpoints on same-sex marriage are.

      –Ed.

  2. Vanessa Rojas on June 5, 2012 at 11:50 am

    This is a combination of NEW bio-engineered vaccines, drugs in the tap water and bottled water, new chemicals being made in labs and sold through china to us in disguise as bath salts and synthetic cannabis. People (mostly idiotic kids who think this physical life is all there is) use herbs in a combination that when smoked, snorted or injected create an onset of “symptoms”. In haiti they have a voodoo called zombi powder. the word zombie originated from haiti. as we all know our ancestors come from Africa. This COMBINATION of SYNTHETIC HERBS N POWDERS make humans docile, confused, paranoid and slowly turn into “zombies”. Well… heres my theory:

    As research PROVES, religion is meant to worship the serpent race, since these reptiles live right BEHIND the light, the closest thing to being alive they can feel is through the most dense of vibrations, which when trickled from that dimension to our physical dimension (details can be provided if interested) it turns out to be fear based emotion.(“science” has proved this and experimenting as we speak). These (us) human hybrid came from another constellation, made to be used as puppets but still proven to be too strong. Many Many years of “fall of men” and reconstructing the human race and its DNA for inter-dimensional sustenance, Which is our fear. Like a portal if you will. There are several dimensions upon which we cannot see.. it is impossible, Einstein (freemason) in research proved (not his own knowledge but knowledge that was “sent” to him, more details of that if interested, ask) at least 8 dimensions mathematically and connected what physics could not explain. Before the Sumerian times there were mystery “schools”. These mystery schools were invaded upon many other forms of knowledge, like the ill-named gypsys, which were all killed off due to their spread of this ancient knowledge, then, of course, their names tarnished for history. We cannot physically see the connection from us to these dimensions. We do not know this because during those times these mystery schools were turned into masonic lodges, spreading false and twisted information. I suspect this happened when a specific species of inter-dimensional beings started to take shape of the future of humanity. Skipping all the technicality, because this isnt about that, its about the “zombies”. Just a brief history to properly explain, dont worry im getting to the point.

    The only way these LOWER fourth dimensional entities can cross over to come close to what we feel is by possession. and when they are possessing the victim, the victims soul is battling upon an inter-dimensional plight, not understandable by the victim if they (humans) are too connected and dependent on physicality.(see, touch, smell, taste, feel. five sense reality) Anyways, the bible has stories which explain a TINY BIT of this human hybrids’ history, but its very diluted, twisted and has many mind control triggers.(look up MK Ultra online,military establishment, visit: vigilantcitizen.com) Everything im saying is fact and can be proven upon simple consideration and research. Ego does not drive this soul believe me… In the bible, which does hold some truth, it says these entities are gods, well they are not, they are what our brain interprets in THIS physical dimension as reptilians. (Elohim means “fallen ones” or better “Those who fell from the sky” or “those from the sky”, either way its plural and refers to extraterrestials, our creators are not OUR gods.. god is mistranslated like most of the diluted english language and forms of expression.) Sumerian texts show these reptiles making human babies from giant “vases” or “viles”. Again more on this detailed if interested. i have personal astro-traveling experiences which may land me in a nut house if i ever published anything..but again if interested, ask. Since they know what makes us tick and how we work because they gave us their brain, they can therefore feel density vibrations like fear which is the base emotion and anger, sadness etc deriving from that base emotion, ritualism, masochism, narcissism, etc, which is what our reptilian mind is responsible for. They are desperate to feel, anything. Each human has one to several entities surrounding them, following each human right behind the light. We cannot see them with our eyes but some of us can…. some of us can even smell them… anyways, they know what energy vibes at certain vibrations in order to create certain portals within our chakras. When triggered they can speak in tongues and slither and even act like serpents. The tongues they speak is of the sumerian language. its not jibberish. its the same “force” which possesses us humans and its why they are all similar “symptoms” if u will.

    Well Monsanto, DuPont and all out favorite germ labs like plum island have created several vaccines and other bio-engineered drugs like this synthetic meth and cannabis that when ingested creates PHYSICAL symptoms but what i suspected and what my visions see, these drugs are portals. Just like Cannabis, DMT, Mushrooms etc, is used for de-calcifying our pineal gland, to astro travel, and walk in other dimensions and experience beyond our physical capabilities to access the HIGHER dimensions of consciousness, our bodies yet still remain safe in this dimension, untouched. Explains why they made cannabis illegal through shady means. While, other chemical drugs like: cocaine, meth, crack, and other drugs didnt seem to make the humans vibe dense enough to get possessed, because it kept them in “limbo” walking amongst the lower dimensions, but remain in a docile, zombie like state, useless to the government and not showing a REAL threat, they started experimenting with vaccines and more chemicals like synthetic cannabis and meth and several types of vaccines like the rabies vaccine tested in miami in order for us to access the lower dimensions and remain there in their own form of “selling out”. Certain “Bath salts” contain this meth substance and this CAN create a true puppet. when enough is ingested the lower fourth dimension entity can come through full force using our bodies and by this time our “soul”, “lightbody” whatever u want to call it, is no longer in our bodies but lost in these dimensions. At first when these entities appear through our bodies, they seem confused and cannot control their emotions, because we also have way more beyond fear residing in our bodies, even if the human himself is unaware.. we are pure love like it or not. Love is not an emotion, but again you can ask me anything later. Then they insist on their rituals (like blood drinking and killing etc) which to us are horrific but to them its the maximum of fulfillment THEY can receive in THIS plane. When they perfect this vaccine and drugs combo along with prescription drugs, they are going to release it on the people. What we call “zombies” arent zombies, they are inter-dimensional LOWER fourth dimension entities, trying to live in this “light”. As in only ONE sick race of reptiles in one tiny dimension behind the light. (Princess DI called them the lizard people, those damn bluebloods..) By the way, all we can see touch hear taste and smell is what is surrounded by light. I am soon to major in physics to learn what exactly they cannot explain to help further and deepen my research and help me connect the dots more. What i am writing is a RAW, SMALL explanation as small as i can explain it. Anyways, people using these drugs, which are created by the feds when u follow the money, like SPICE, and other synthetic cannabis and drugs or w.e. are made from herbs like lions tail (awesome anti-inflamatory), blue lotus leaf and lotus root and several other herbs that when used in combination and processed a certain way and ABUSED can cause the brain to become quickly addicted. The symptoms they think are symptoms are confusion, paranoia, hallucinations, loss sense of what real and whats not, super human strength, cannibalism, violence, etc… all dense energy originating from the HELP from the reptilian brain to this physical dimension. Our pineal gland is the portal along with its chakras along our bodies. When activated with chemicals that mimic natural brain cocktails, it allows this reptile to seep through and cause what we believe to be havoc by using our RF brain.
    OKAY WHEW… now to the point. These links are SOME links, which you can observe these symptoms. it can kickstart you to any research to protect yourself and to help stop bioengineering and monsanto. Buy guns and gas masks and dont eat genetically modified frankenfoods because those aid in the turning of the zombie which the virus like swine flue etc, is already released in the air.. its called plum island and germ labs!! our bodies are the key, wonder why every country hates america? lol dig deeper it has NOTHING to do with ego. ANYWAYS…in the miami zombie attack, there are other videos you can see better online. i saw it at my friends house but cant find them YET online. i have to dig deeper, anyways this can be triggered and released into the air. there have been attacks in NJ, PA, TX, and other places. Many cannibal attacks but this miami one is the worst one yet. this was by my house. Not only is my zombie theory coming to life but so are the several other connections. i can only continue to warn people and hope my impotence diminishes for the outcome of all of this. I am preparing something which i wont disclose on any text or email. but i plan to bring my family and friends with me. Something is in the air and we need to stick together. Anyways, it seems all these attacks are from a combination of different things but thats not important. whats important is that all these things are keys to the portals for them to reside here, most of these victims kill themselves or are caught and detained so they cannot kill themselves. What im providing is just some links and information hopefully to pave the way for others who have gotten this far or have any idea what im talking about. its up to you to fill in the rest and make a free will thinking choice. Dont give your mind away to Tammuz (Jesus) or any other entity you do not know. Its not a mystery if you crucify the ego and forget dogma.

    this is also an excuse for them to legalize uses of holistic medicine and certain herbs under false pretenses… and illegalize helpful holistic practices. its airborne to introduce a type of rabies vaccine.. theyre blaming it all on bathsalts and natural synthetic things but its BEYOND that. apparently miami institute released an airborne virus..remember this is a COMBINATION of many things but the point is that its from the government and there are deep conspiracies. im still doing my own research to link the actual zombie with germ labs and the government…all i know is I gotta get out of miami…..

    BUY GUNS, GAS MASKS, TRAIN N RESEARCH…

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/google/brain-eating-vaccines

    http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201105020871

    http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread845649/pg4

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/crazy-stories-about-people-being-arrested-high-on

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8paMSi7fmik

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/mother-charged-with-murdering-son-and-eating-his-brain/story-e6frev00-1225755386495

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/bath-salts-lead-to-horrific-animal-abuse

    • Vanessa Rojas on June 5, 2012 at 11:52 am

      AND BY THE WAY, gangs were created as small branches of freemasonry and occult. just like the boyscouts and girlscouts and religion. you can find the symbolism exactly the same in rituals and everything when u connect these gangs and boyscouts with the freemasons,,,, the ceremonies, arrow of light, all masonic rituals, even the VMAs. vigilantcitizen.com is a good site to start for any newbies. dont listen too much to the screens. try the collective mind and see how your consciousness already knows this shit…

    • John T. Schmitz on June 5, 2012 at 8:01 pm

      Well, you certainly put a lot of effort into that comment; however, I’m afraid that there is no such thing as supernatural beings, ghosts, gods, or other dimensions. This physical world is all there is–and human beings are nothing more than really smart animals. On the other hand, simple odds overwhelmingly support the notion that there is life on other planets–even intelligent life, similar to our own–but I don’t believe that they’ve ever been to Earth. Shit, maybe they have. Who knows? I’ll believe in little green men when I see one. I know that nothing will ever change your mind about what you believe, but if I don’t even subscribe to “normal” delusions like religion, I’m certainly not going to buy whatever it is that you’re peddling.

      Still, thanks for your comment.

      –Ed.

  3. grievousgeorge on June 7, 2012 at 2:33 am

    It’s nothing but The Miami Cannibal

  4. Michele Peterson-Rufener on June 14, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    I don’t think I could live life not believing in a higher power. Whether or not there is a God, I would rather take the chance in believing and be wrong than not believing and be wrong. I hope that made sense.

    • John T. Schmitz on June 15, 2012 at 11:42 pm

      I think many people use “God” as a kind of security blanket that they cling to in order to soften their realization that one day they will die. For many, it’s unthinkable that we eventually won’t exist; after all, the world is our stage and we’re all the heroes of our own little movies. But I don’t know one person who can claim that they remember anything before their birth, yet the Earth was turning and there were people living on it. Others believe in order to “play it safe” on the off chance that there is a Hell–no one wants to go there.

      From http://godisimaginary.com:

      If you believe in God, you have chosen to reject Allah, Vishnu, Budda, Waheguru and all of the thousands of other gods that other people worship today. It is quite likely that you rejected these other gods without ever looking into their religions or reading their books. You simply absorbed the dominant faith in your home or in the society you grew up in.

      In the same way, the followers of all these other religions have chosen to reject God. You think their gods are imaginary, and they think your God is imaginary.

      In other words, each religious person on earth today arbitrarily rejects thousands of gods as imaginary, many of which he/she has never even heard of, and arbitrarily chooses to “believe” in one of them.

      The following quote from Stephen F. Roberts sums up the situation very nicely:

      “I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”

      So if you’re playing it safe, how do you know that you picked the right god?

      • Michele Peterson-Rufener on June 20, 2012 at 2:51 pm

        You’re right, I am playing it safe. I really have no clue if I have chosen the right god or not. All I can do is hope. I think that I have my beliefs not because of myself, but because of my children and granddaughter. If I die and that is the end, so be it. I just can’t stand the thought of it being the end for my children. It’s the mother in me.

  5. Kent Elliott on July 8, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    I believe in good and bad, darkness and light. I think A good spiritual outlook on life is the key to a good happy life. The true key to happiness is helping other people that truly need your help. It makes them happy and you happy. As the Beatles once said,” All you need is love…Then Yoda said, Love is all you need…..:)

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