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Sometimes, being busy can seem like an awful lot to deal with—and I’ve been busier than a drug dog stationed at the Mexican border—but it’s better to have a valid excuse for not keeping up on my column than none…
I’ve been meaning to get this column out for days now, but shit just keeps getting in the way. Well, no more. There’s simply too much going on in the world, particularly when it comes to Silk Road and the…
It’s fitting that Silk Road would be instrumental in getting me back to my old (and arguably prolific) work habits; after all, SR was a major factor in why I abandoned those habits in the first place. Another reason was…
‘The Hub,’ Our Goals, Our Community * Could your knowledge of harm reduction help a large community of drug users. * Do you represent a charity or program aimed at increasing drug awareness and/or reducing harm? * Do you believe that harm reduction & drug awareness is a more effective approach than criminalizing personal drug…
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To my mind, there is some confusion as to who are the entitled Americans. Conservatives and fiscal conservatives think that the entitled Americans are those who feel that they are entitled to food stamps, unlimited unemployment, public housing, public transportation, free higher education, free prescription drugs as well as health care. Given the budget deficits…
Keeping with my long-standing tradition of Etiquette articles, today I decided to write about the bad behaviors of people at the gym. I have been working out in various places over the last 3 years, and while my location may change, the type of people I come across does not. The levels of oblivion never…
Skank drama. Say it loudly. “Skank drama.” Now say it again. I’m serious. If you don’t say it, I’ll force-feed you an elixir to give you everlasting life, and then I’ll chop off your head, hack your body to pieces and stuff you in a coffin so as to torture you for eternity. Now just…
Sometimes, being busy can seem like an awful lot to deal with—and I’ve been busier than a drug dog stationed at the Mexican border—but it’s better to have a valid excuse for not keeping up on my column than none at all. This Word document—along with a couple of others—has been open (and half written)…
[Sic] is the second book in Davis Schneiderman’s Dead Books Trilogy. It’s a collection of classic works reprinted in their original forms (as far as I could tell; I tried combing the book as best I could, comparing things with what I had in my personal collection to see if I could find any deliberate…
Series that NEED new entries F-Zero Miyamoto was shocked that fans still wanted a new F-Zero game. Even wipeout is still going strong as fans still like high speed futuristic racing. The 3ds and WiiU both need a solid F-Zero entry as the mini-game in Nintendoland made us want more. Hell they could probably do…
Top 5 First Person Shooter World War 2 Games By Adam J Cook 5. Return to Castle Wolfenstein (PC – 2001) The much anticipated sequel of the father of all first person shooters, Wolfenstein 3D, is hard to exclude from a top five list. The game is essentially a reboot of Wolfenstein 3D from the…
Killer is Dead. One of many games from E3 I was super excited about. I got my hands on a copy and was a bit shocked to see all the bonuses that came with it. Art book, soundtrack, DLC all in a pretty impressive little package. Sadly I’m not here to talk about the package…
So I’m late wrapping up, not all of us can get to E3 easily, and with all the Microsoft drama, I might have punched one of their smug reps in the face. Instead of talking about the big name titles everybody and their 65 year old grandma will get, how bout I talk about some…
Lately, I have noticed that my spritely Editor-in-Chief and his equally-spunky Managing Editor have been debating ways to get more Internet traffic to this website. Since I have been writing for Secret Laboratory for a year and a half now, I feel that I should contribute in some way; but sadly, my writing skills are…
Rejoice, fellow fornicators! Cancel your appointment to get snipped. Feed your birth control pills to your dog. Use your surplus of condoms for balloon animals. Finally, we have a form of birth control that is 100% effective! After months of tireless research, my lab partner/boyfriend and I have found a way to shag without protection…
Chronic pain can make your life completely miserable, sometimes even unbearable. I deal with moderate to severe pain on a daily basis and there have been times that I didn’t…
Gut-wrenching fear struck me as I looked at the name that popped up on my phone, Deanna Deanna. The name was supposed to only say Deanna, but apparently I had…
“Pizza delivery, ma’am. Three meats.” “But, I didn’t order a pizza.” “I don’t have a pizza, ma’am.” I’m just here to deliver. I’ve got the skinny on reality television and porn. Their affair. Their sex tape leaked. The cheese. The grease. We’ll spice up the…
In a board room owned by garbage men, the big bosses schemed how to make more garbage owned by garbage men. One man knew how to make more garbage. He stood and said, “You ever heard of The Mass Mailer?” This one man. Who knew? Make mail garbage? He stood and said, “You ever…
Without mincing words, and to get your delicate knee-jerk out of the way, I’ll just say it: Those of us who want Phil Robertson silenced, censored, or punished for voicing his beliefs should be ashamed. And to the rest of us: picture the type of person you know, right now, who’s taking offense. Picture the…
I flipped on the news at 6pm on Thursday and what I saw almost knocked me over. The boardwalk in Seaside Park was going up in flames. They were focusing on the sign in the picture below. It was called the Funtown pier and all the fun was being wiped away. That part of the boardwalk had miraculously survived…
Congrats dear readers/my lovely flying monkeys, Minnesotans have voted no on both amendments. So now I, your gracious columnist, is not prohibited from marrying whoever I want and I don’t need to show a current ID to vote. So go you, dear readers! Star Wars has been sold, Barack Obama has been re-elected! Anything is possible so please send me…
Recently, many people have become aware that sites like Silk Road, Agora, and Pandora are places where you can get things such as crack, meth, heroin, and weed just as easily as you can get a pair of knock-off Gucci sandals on a New York City street corner–and this divergence of tastes has led some of us to the conclusion that the single-market model is failing the soft end of…
As a former buyer and seller on several black market websites, including the infamous “Amazon of illegal drugs” known as Silk Road Anonymous Marketplace, I have learned a few life lessons and have seen some seriously strange things in my career. While some of you may envision an ominous figure in a warehouse, methodically packaging drugs, my experience has been that most users of these websites are generally small-volume resellers…
I am fully aware this article will bring me a ton of criticism, maybe even abject hatred, but that’s fine with me. This is nothing more than my personal opinion,…
Now that’s what I call a game. All the drama and heart you would expect to see in an NBA Playoff match was on display in Oklahoma City for Wednesday’s…
Despite a hot start at home, Philadelphia was cooled off considerably in the second quarter en route to a 107-91 loss at the hands of The Celtics, who take a…
“Pizza delivery, ma’am. Three meats.” “But, I didn’t order a pizza.” “I don’t have a pizza, ma’am.” I’m just here to deliver. I’ve got the…
In my travels through life, I have come across many different types of men. Some of them were sweet, some assholes, some just completely clueless.…
Seduce Women Instantly- The Secrets of Seducing Female Friends Author: Scott Patterson As any man who has ever had a girlfriend can confirm, chicks are…
You’ve officially met someone new. You’re totally excited. You smile when you see their name show up on your phone, you over-analyze every outfit that…
