The model in this shoot is my lovely sister, Kylie Grimes. She is an amazing artist in a variety of…
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Even as Silk Road continues to operate and new markets emerge, their requiem can be heard for those who would listen.
Sometimes, being busy can seem like an awful lot to deal with—and I’ve been busier than a drug dog stationed at the Mexican border—but it’s better to have a valid excuse for not keeping up on my column than none at all. This Word document—along with a couple of others—has…
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Domain Envy: A feeling of discontent or resentful longing when the .COM domain you needed for success on the Internet has already been poached by a Domain Troll. Domain Troll:…
The French have a saying: “Those who are destitute cannot afford the luxury of morality.” Apparently the United States has a lot of destitute people living south of our border.…
In terms of leadership in corporate America, I cannot ignore the ever-widening chasm between wages earned by the average worker and those earned by corporate executives. As reported in articles…
Recently, I got into the Elder Scrolls Online beta. Honestly, I normally don’t give a damn about beta games. I know there’s a lot of glitches, bugs, downtime. I’d just rather wait till the full…
Series that NEED new entries F-Zero Miyamoto was shocked that fans still wanted a new F-Zero game. Even wipeout is still going strong as fans still like high speed futuristic racing. The 3ds and WiiU…
Top 5 First Person Shooter World War 2 Games By Adam J Cook 5. Return to Castle Wolfenstein (PC – 2001) The much anticipated sequel of the father of all first person shooters, Wolfenstein 3D,…
Killer is Dead. One of many games from E3 I was super excited about. I got my hands on a copy and was a bit shocked to see all the bonuses that came with it.…
The French have a saying: “Those who are destitute cannot afford the luxury of morality.” Apparently the United States has a lot of destitute people living south of our border.…
In terms of leadership in corporate America, I cannot ignore the ever-widening chasm between wages earned by the average worker and those earned by corporate executives. As reported in articles…
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Lately, I have noticed that my spritely Editor-in-Chief and his equally-spunky Managing Editor have been debating ways to get more Internet traffic to this website. Since I have been writing…
Rejoice, fellow fornicators! Cancel your appointment to get snipped. Feed your birth control pills to your dog. Use your surplus of condoms for balloon animals. Finally, we have a form…
Skank drama. Say it loudly. “Skank drama.” Now say it again. I’m serious. If you don’t say it, I’ll force-feed you an elixir to give you everlasting life, and then…
Chronic pain can make your life completely miserable, sometimes even unbearable. I deal with moderate to severe pain on a daily basis and there have been times that I didn’t…
Gut-wrenching fear struck me as I looked at the name that popped up on my phone, Deanna Deanna. The name was supposed to only say Deanna, but apparently I had…
This ox-of-a-man at Subway steps up. He has a nose-ring big as a shoulder, hair tucked into his breast pocket. His work shirt reads: “Ron’s Towing.” Tense face, doesn’t want to screw up. Order Taker is good. Boom, boom, boom! What can I get you?…
Recently, many people have become aware that sites like Silk Road, Agora, and Pandora are places where you can get things such as crack, meth, heroin, and weed just as easily as you can get a pair of knock-off Gucci sandals on a New York City street corner–and this divergence of tastes has led some of us to the conclusion that the single-market model is failing the soft end of…
This is a story about a drug, LSD, which was brought back from the brink of obscurity (extinction?) by a darknet website and a fearless group of volunteers and vendors. I feel compelled to tell this story of a scene that is taking place in dorm rooms and flop houses across the country. LSD, the compound that recently celebrated the 75th anniversary of its synthesis, is something that most drug…
I’ve been meaning to get this column out for days now, but shit just keeps getting in the way. Well, no more. There’s simply too much going on in the world, particularly when it comes to Silk Road and the Deep Web. Indeed. Those are topics that I’ve found myself focusing on lately … which is fine, since I’d rather write about the nefarious exploits of online drug runners than…
I flipped on the news at 6pm on Thursday and what I saw almost knocked me over. The boardwalk in Seaside Park was going up in flames. They were focusing on the sign in the picture below. It was called the Funtown pier and all the fun was being wiped away. That part of the boardwalk had miraculously survived Hurricane Sandy, but even that small miracle wasn’t enough to…
Congrats dear readers/my lovely flying monkeys, Minnesotans have voted no on both amendments. So now I, your gracious columnist, is not prohibited from marrying whoever I want and I don’t need to show a current ID to vote. So go you, dear readers! Star Wars has been sold, Barack Obama has been re-elected! Anything is possible so please send me your problems and allow me to solve them. Nick…
I am fully aware this article will bring me a ton of criticism, maybe even abject hatred, but that’s fine with me. This is nothing more than my personal opinion,…
Now that’s what I call a game. All the drama and heart you would expect to see in an NBA Playoff match was on display in Oklahoma City for Wednesday’s…
Despite a hot start at home, Philadelphia was cooled off considerably in the second quarter en route to a 107-91 loss at the hands of The Celtics, who take a…
“Pizza delivery, ma’am. Three meats.” “But, I didn’t order a pizza.” “I don’t have a pizza, ma’am.” I’m just here to deliver. I’ve got the skinny on reality television and…
In my travels through life, I have come across many different types of men. Some of them were sweet, some assholes, some just completely clueless. More often than not, it…
Seduce Women Instantly- The Secrets of Seducing Female Friends Author: Scott Patterson As any man who has ever had a girlfriend can confirm, chicks are jealous creatures. They’re forever accusing…
You’ve officially met someone new. You’re totally excited. You smile when you see their name show up on your phone, you over-analyze every outfit that you put on, and you’re…
